the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
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I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
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You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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