I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
When are your genitals available?
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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