Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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