Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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