Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
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I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
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Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
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