yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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