He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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