I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
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his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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