We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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