IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
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She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
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I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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