i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
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Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
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He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Pooping to opera.
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