I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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