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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
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To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
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Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
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My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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