No, you can still breathe under the balls.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
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She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
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Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
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