yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
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So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
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You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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