guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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