I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
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I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
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I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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