I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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