No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
