I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
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we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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