so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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