I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
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Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
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Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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