Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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