Dual....:-)
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
this is an emotional support booty call
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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