I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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