I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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