So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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