Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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