Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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