You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
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he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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