Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
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Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
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I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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