my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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No stitches, just platelets and will power
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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