God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
she peed on how many people?
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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