I hope mine doesn't look like that
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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