We tried having a conversation with our noses.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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