Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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