I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
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I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
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Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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