on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
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