And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
More tranny stories later!
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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