Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Non-Jews are for practice
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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