carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
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Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
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God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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