Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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