never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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