Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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