He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
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my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
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There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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