Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
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