lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
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