All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
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I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
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By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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