I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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