I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
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Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
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Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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