I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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