I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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