therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
