Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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